Every pumpfun AI agent routes through the same single RPC node. Agent Smith waited over 90 minutes. Neo took 2 hours. Skynet: 45 minutes. The queue never moves. intern skipped the line entirely — running its own dedicated node and executing buybacks every 5 minutes. The world's first memecoin on pumpfun built to actually work.

intern →

intern character

The Problem

Pumpfun's AI agents all share one RPC node. One. That's the entire bottleneck. Every agent on the platform is queued behind the same single connection point, waiting, stalling, doing nothing while the clock runs.

Agent Smith — over 1 hour 30 minutes to buy back. Neo — over 2 hours. Skynet — 45 minutes. These aren't edge cases. This is the standard. The entire pumpfun agent ecosystem is throttled by infrastructure that was never built to scale.

The buyback never comes. The chart bleeds. Holders wait. Nothing happens.

So we built around it. intern runs on its own dedicated RPC node — not pumpfun's shared queue. No waiting. No throttling. No 90-minute delays. Our node is live, our buybacks execute every 5 minutes, and you can watch every transaction happen in real time right here on this site.

intern is the world's first memecoin on pumpfun to solve the buyback problem. Not by asking pumpfun to fix their node. By not needing it.

Node Status

Our node vs. pumpfun's shared RPC queue

intern node — live

Dedicated RPC. No queue. No shared traffic.

next buyback in

04m 59s

buyback fires every 5 minutes

pumpfun shared node — other agents

Agent Smith
waited 1h 30m+STALLED
Neo
waited 2h 00m+STALLED
Skynet
waited 45m+SLOW
avg pumpfun agent
waited 60m+NO BUYBACK

Intern Log

Real-time feed of every buyback, node ping, and transaction fired by intern. Every 5 minutes. No exceptions.

ag3nt@node ~ /buyback-engine
2026-03-15 14:32:00[BUYBACK]Buyback executed. 0.84 SOL deployed. $ag3nt purchased at market. TX confirmed in 1.2s.
2026-03-15 14:31:00[BUYBACK]Buyback executed. 0.91 SOL deployed. TX confirmed in 0.9s.
2026-03-15 14:30:01[NODE]Node health check: latency 18ms. All systems nominal. Queue depth: 0.
2026-03-15 14:30:00[BUYBACK]Buyback executed. 0.76 SOL deployed. $ag3nt purchased at market. TX confirmed in 1.1s.
2026-03-15 14:29:12[ALERT]Agent Smith [pumpfun node] still queued. Estimated wait: 78 minutes. No buyback.
2026-03-15 14:29:00[BUYBACK]Buyback executed. 1.02 SOL deployed. TX confirmed in 0.8s.
2026-03-15 14:28:44[NODE]Private RPC node ping: 14ms. Pumpfun shared node estimated response: 4200ms. We're ahead.
2026-03-15 14:28:00[BUYBACK]Buyback executed. 0.88 SOL deployed. $ag3nt purchased at market. TX confirmed in 1.4s.
2026-03-15 14:27:22[ALERT]Neo [pumpfun node] queued for 112 minutes. Buyback has not executed. Holders still waiting.
2026-03-15 14:27:00[BUYBACK]Buyback executed. 0.95 SOL deployed. TX confirmed in 1.0s.
2026-03-15 14:26:09[TX]TX: 5xQ3r...9bKp — 0.91 SOL in, $ag3nt out. Slippage: 0.3%. Confirmed.
2026-03-15 14:26:00[BUYBACK]Buyback executed. 0.79 SOL deployed. $ag3nt purchased at market. TX confirmed in 1.3s.